taste the flandus

Stranger: hey u fuckin girl

Stranger: where were u?

You: around

Stranger: r u angel’s friend?

You: YES

Stranger: ow so u how was our last fuck emily?

You: could have been better

Stranger: no it was my best performance

Stranger: u were very happy

You: ok fine dean it was pretty great

Stranger: hey r u really emily?

You: no

Stranger: so who u are?

Stranger: fucking fake

You: cas

Stranger: so u r guy

You: no

Stranger: girl?

Stranger: tell me ur age

You: i am a wave of celestial intent

You: thousands of years old

You: I lost count